2018

Best synthetic urine brand

In my previous post in mentioned how I passed my urine drug test with Sub Solution synthetic urine. I belive Sub solution is still the best synthetic urine in 2018., but first I would like to mention a couple of fake urine brands what you should avoid at all cost.

U pass synthetic urine, Magnum, Xstream, Urine Luck, P sure are all very low quality brands and they are not recommended for urine test, for other activities, they might be good, but not for passing a urine drug test.

Some of these brands are marketed heavily, but unfortunately they don’t really care about their products quality. Some of these still doesn’t contain uric acid and urea, these are must in 2018 as every lab check for these chemicals in urine.

Keeping urine on body temperature is also essential, if its too warm or too cold the lab will reject your sample, thats why good quality heat acitvator or heat pad is necessary. I have heard stories when the heat pad was broken, or it was missing from the box.

It’s also important to mention that synthetic urine is still the best and most reliable method to pass a drug test, I have recieved a couple of comments on my last post about the Certo method. Some people claim its the best and easiest way to pass a drug test, well I have tried it with a home drug test and failed twice.

I got this comment recently:

Last night did a little CM, got called for court ordered UA screen to be taken no later than 5pm today. Started at 8am by drinking 1 pack fruit pectin liquid, tons of h2o. Ran to head shop at 1130am, picked out a “1 hour detox drink, Vale 4X” in spite  various claims of “The Stuff” being the best, dude behind the counter said they’re all exactly the same.  Hope I made right choice, followed directions of 3hrs prior to test drink 48ozs h2o. Wait 1hr then drink full btl Vale. 15 mins later fill bottle w h2o & drink. After that, no more liquids. Next 2 hrs piss 3-4 times. Max detoxification btw next 1 1/2 to 4 hrs.
Peed 5 times, then by time I made it to court, had to squeeze a inch or two in cup. Was kinda thick n bright yellow.. unlike the clear yellow pisses from 2 hrs b4.
Man, I know dilution plays big role in passing with detox drinks.. Hope I didn’t f*up the ratio n get my self caught. . If no update then it failed!

It was two weeks ago so I guess he failed his test. Do not risk your job with stupid home remdies like that, not worth it.

fake pee for drug test

My Top 2 favorite Fake Pee For Drug Test

  1. Sub Solution: It comes with heat activator powder, the urine itself  contains over 13 different chemicals, this is the most complex fake pee for drug test what you can buy, the best thing is it comes with heat activator powder, you don’t need to use microwave and dont have to wrap it with heat pads, fill up the flask with water add the urine powder, shake it a couple of times, walk into the testing room and add the powder, voila, your urine is ready. Its basically fool proof. That’s why Sub Solution is still the best synthetic urine in 2018.For a more indepth review of Sub Solution, and other synthetic urine brands, check out ouchclub.com
  2. Quick Fix Synthetic urine: would be my second choice, its not that good as Sub Solution, but you should pass a simple unsupervised urine test easily. It doesn’t come with heating powder, but its pre mixed urine. The other advantage of Quick fix thats its available in many smoke shops. The other advantage of Quick Fix that its relatively cheap, while Sub Solution costs 75$ you can get a bottle of Quick Fix for as low as 39$.
  3. Monkey Whizz&Agent X Synthetic Urine:Honestly I think you shouldn’t choose any other synthetic urine than Sub Solution or Quick fix, but for any reason non of these brands are available then you can go with Monkey Whizz or Agent X synthetic urine, I have never used them, but I have heared that they worked for some. They both contain uric acid and urea, their color looks realistic and like I said their reviews are overall positive.
marijuana plant

It may surprise some people to find out that Cannabis has been smoked for thousands of years. The first documented use dates back to the Third Millennium B.C. (3,000 – 2,500 BC.) So far as anyone can determine, the use of Cannabis Sativa and Cannabis Indica to achieve more relaxed and mildly altered states has neither ceased nor really slowed down appreciably ever since. Its history in the twentieth century is more commonly known.

Popular with the “Beats” of the 1940s and 1950s, it was resurrected and broadened from that small, intellectual subculture set to broader use in the 1960s and 1970s where its use among the young adults around the world became nearly ubiquitous. Today’s youth have discovered those famous five leaves as well – But, the marijuana of today is not their parents or grandparents marijuana. The resemblance in strength and effect is almost passingly vague.

Deliberately cultivating one of the more THC-laden varieties of Cannabis using modern hydroponic methods and fertilizer/chemical advances has yielded generations of available ‘weed’ which is many, many times more potent than the marijuana that enjoyed such common usage back in the 1960s.

The difference is so profound that it is more than a bit misleading to refer to the drug then and now by the same name.

Yet, as the dried buds available on the street – and in licensed dispensaries in many cities – are much more expensive than they once were but are 20 – 100 times more powerful, people continue to buy and consume it with many of the same rationalizations used back in the 19602. Most people, whether they use Cannabis or not, are aware of many of these:

” It is not addictive.”

” It is not any more harmful than a drink of (legal) alcohol.”

” I can go to school or work using it. It does not create any problems.”

” It is better than prescription drugs for relaxing.”

marijuana plant

The picture is further complicated by the success of advocates in getting marijuana use and, in some states, sales to be legalized for medical use. While the initial push to legalize marijuana to stimulate appetite or control the nausea associated with various Cancer therapies, the application has spread to general conditions like mild anxiety.

In most metropolitan areas where medical marijuana is legal (this in contrast to Federal law which still bans it as a controlled substance), medical prescriptions can be purchased for $100. or less from physicians who write these ‘scripts’ for a living without ever seeing or evaluating the ‘patient.’

So while the drug has been intentionally cultivated to be exponentially stronger and its access is far less limited than it once was, the last remaining barrier to marijuana use may simply be good judgment.

One of the problems with marijuana, from the perspective of a mental health professional, is that it creates the illusion that it actually works. That is, when someone smokes a ‘joint’ or a ‘doobee’ to relax, they become more relaxed – for a while.

When someone smokes up to feel better, it seems to do the job – for a while. Many studies (and tons of anecdotal evidence) have concluded that ingesting THC (Tetrahydrocannibanol – the most common active ingredient in marijuana) actually brings on depression as the human body metabolizes it.

So, the drug lies. It works in the short run, but a bit later, the user is going to feel increasingly worse. This is the phenomenon that cause users to smoke more often although they persist in denying that it is addictive.

Marijuana has never gone away nor is it apt to. Much stronger than it was with previous generations, the weed of today is a powerful drug which, by its chemical activity, actually makes people who use it to feel better feel increasingly worse.

It lies. There are always many people who appreciate being lied to when the lie helps to justify whatever it is they want to do.

Marijuana, while arguably helpful to some Cancer patients and others experiencing severe chronic pain, is neither benign nor therapeutic. It’s ready availability and quasi-legalization are rather reflective of one small victory for poorly informed hedonism.

 

In an effort to control the rise of organized crime in the city, Amsterdam officials announced Saturday that they intend to close brothels, marijuana cafes, and other businesses in selected parts of the city.

According to BBC news, the efforts would reduce the current number of 482 sex windows to a remaining 243, as well as closing all but approximately 30 cafes that offer marijuana. The remaining brothels will primarily centered in the De Wallen (“The Walls”) district, an area the Associate Press reports has been a center for prostitution since the 1600’s.

Prostitution has been legal in Amsterdam since 2000 and was informally tolerated long before that. Although marijuana is not entirely legal, citizens are permitted to carry small amounts of the substance and cafes are allowed to permit it. Many of these cafes also sold psilocybin mushrooms commonly called ‘magic mushrooms’ until they were scheduled as an illegal substance in late 2007. They also stopped drug testing goverment employees.

Deputy mayor Lodewijk Asscher stressed to the Associated Press that these measures are being taken to fight the tide of organized crime in the city:

“I think the new reality will be more in line with our image as a tolerant and crazy place,” said Ashker, “rather than a free zone for criminals.”

Left unchecked, Asscher goes on to say that prostitution attracts a number of criminal enterprises that damages the city and its citizens, such as money laundering, extortion, and human trafficking, according to an article in Reuters. Many of the marijuana cafes being closed are due to new regulations prohibiting such businesses from operating within a given distance schools.

“We can still have sex and drugs but in a way that shows the city is in control,” said Ashker.

According to United Press International, sex workers in Amsterdam aren’t planning on taking the new ordinances sitting down:

‘This is an assault on modern values and has nothing to do with cleaning up the city’ one unnamed activist commented. ‘We will oppose this and offer all assistance to the women affected by this regressive plan. We know the girls of De Wallen and we are aware of their inner strength. Many people oppose this, some are also worried about Amsterdam’s tourist industry going up in smoke.’